MARCH 8, 2008, 5:53 am

This was a big fun project down at BlakeLewisMultiMedia.com that I started that is a compilation of all the shib that makes you a Blaker. I made all of it except the ones where I credit some users at BLMM. Also, some of the points are optional but I think you fans can relate to most! xD enjoy.
[*Hint Hint* I hope Blake reads this because that would be shibby.]

You know you’re a Blaker when...

You used to or still do listen to Transmission before you go to sleep every night or when you can’t sleep.
You cried when you heard at least one song from Audio Day Dream for the first time; usually “Without You”.
You first hated Blake’s “mushroom hat” and thought he wore it way too much but then when he lost it during an AI Tour stop; you now miss it like crazy.
You feel the word commando has taken on a whole new meaning. [AfterTheBlakex3]
You may think that blove is stronger than love. hahaha
You think beatboxing is more than an amazing instrument. And you're favorite instrument is Blake.
You constantly instead of typing “black” or “bake” it comes out as “Blake”. [i_love_blake311]
You *squee* frequently when you see new Blake media.
You can relate everything to Blake. [mrsblake]
Your grandparents think you’re dating someone named Blake. (optional) [blakex3.]
You listen to a past interview with Blake, and you're mouthing every word. [mrsblake]
You know exactly what this means (haha): “OMB Blawka is shibbylicious. I blove them! They’re brazy and rad. Blawka, FTMFW!”
You found yourself gaga over a piece of fruit for reasons only known by Blakers: the banana blanana.
You miss the American Idols Live! Tour like crazy.
You see someone wearing plaid and you wonder if they're a Blaker too. [AfterTheBlakex3]
You’re convinced that Blake media (pictures, video, music) is taking over your computer…
You see his beautiful face somehow everyday.
You know about his characters: Jimmie Walker Blue, Bob Boberson, and Charles Sigfreed [and that one-hit wonder/diva, Fanisha].
You know where the nickname Brake Rewis came from!
You're aware that Blake has an adorable tendency to misspell words and mess up grammar when he types. …and to you, it is soo cute. [AfterTheBlakex3]
You melt/go crazy when you hear Blake sing "so what's your name, who's your daddy." xD
You buy things simply because they remind you of Blake. *coughs* Vurt *coughs* [mrsblake]
You have a Blake-related site as your homepage like BLMM, Blake Lewis Official or Blake’s MySpace. (optional) [i_love_blake311]
You understand that it was better for Blake to get second in AI. ..."This Is My Now" sucks ass. haha
You have an iPod that is half full of music by Blake or music that reminds you of Blake. [mrsblake]
You know what the song “She Loves The Way” is about…*ahem* hahaha
You are part of a forum, board, blog, etc. and check back and/or talk on it more than you think a person should.
You never leave your house without kissing your Blake autograph. (optional) [AfterTheBlakex3]
You know that cake is love. And not the cake you eat on your birthday…unless your lucky… oh boy. haha
You know exactly what YGLABN, BA, HMW, SLTW… means. Sometimes you even call the first one yiglabin. =P
You compulsively checked Dial Idol the day of the AI6 finale. [ex. during school when you weren't supposed to be on a computer...multiple times.] [mrsblake]
You fell in love with Blake’s friends as well: Kristi, Kevin Sawka, Ethan Newberry, Cisco McCarthy, Johnny Nails, Ginger Gonzaga, etc.
You know exactly where to look every time you see a new Blake picture. [AfterTheBlakex3]
You are aware that everything and anything can remind you of Blake (Ex. The word carcinogen in your exam paper - because he said he hates carcinogens and a whole bunch of other words, including banana blanana because i just had a banana milkshake today...) lol. [VeeKay07]
You actually got your dad to say he'd be happy to have Blake as a Son-In-Law. (optional) [Brishorty311]
You have bleams on a regular basis andd you remember what Blake was wearing in your bleam. [blakex3.]
You accidentally call people Blake. [mrsblake]
You get on the internet and type in a web address, other than BLMM; it comes out to BLMM anyway. (optional) [i_love_blake311]
You feel jealous when Blake’s with a girl or maybe girlfriend. But then you get over it when you realize you just want him to be happy.
You talk about him A LOT online.
You spend all of your spare time looking up blake stuff on the internet. [nonamegrlz28]
You added him somewhere on your MySpace, LiveJournal, Piczo, Facebook or Xanga.
You make, or attempted to make, Blake graphics.
You have read or written a Blake fan fic. yumm. xD
You know that ADD doesn't just mean Attention Deficit Disorder. [mrsblake]
You have at least one or more pictures of Blake on every wall in your room. (optional) [Blakejosiahshibby]
You have fallen in love [again] with some of Blake’s musical influences.
You made everyone in your class know what is ohso special about this pic. Also, random people in your class who don’t like Idol know random facts about Blake, such as his shoe size, hometown, etc. (optional) [mrsblake]
You love Lucky Charms. (cereal...or not...) [mrsblake]
You believe you have a lot in common with Blake.
You have frequent Bloments daily.
You count down the minutes till Blake is going to be on T.V. [blakex3.]
You suddenly love Seattle, Washington. Awesome.
You have watched and love Ethan Adventures. MOREEE BOXES!
You learned words like shibby, blooty, cake, FTW, brazy, OMB, blawka, blove, blorny, shib, etc. and use them regularly.
You have talked to and became good friends with Blake2 (Vshorty; Blake's alter ego). x] (optional) [VLy_BlakerDude]
You remember what you were wearing when you met Blake. [mrsblake]
You know that Cupcake is (sadly, I should say “was”) genius comedy from Seattle and you watched
The Harry Potter Rap, The Chuck Norris Rap, and The Snakes on a Plane Rap a ton!
You have named your stuffed animals or other stuff after Blake. (optional) [AfterTheBlakex3]
You’ve read so many Blake interviews and watched so many Blake videos that it would take too long to count.
You have stayed a devoted fan for a year! ...and you type "underpants clipart" in a Google search just to finish a Blake signature. hahaha (optional) [supershibby]
You rush home from a crappy day at school and console yourself by listening to Blake and watching old interviews. [RnB]
You have Blaker Girl gear and the highlight of your week was getting your Blaker Girl jacket. (optional) [nonamegrlz28]
You have bought a magazine because you saw Idol -ish on the cover. [mrsblake]
You check Blake’s MySpace and Blake Lewis Official at least once a day.
You know about TWoP, IDF, Team Plaid, BLMM, Idol Bored, etc.
Your math homework has more Blake related stuff on it than the actual math itself. (optional) [AfterTheBlakex3]
You basically know all the words to Blake’s songs, including Pre-Idol songs.
You have talked to Kristi somehow online and you know how awesome she is.
You still really want to hear Blake's original song "Four Letter Word".
You think that the ADD Band is the best band ever.
You voted for Blake on American Idol…a fricken lot.
You have cried because you missed an episode of AI. [mrsblake]
You think BShorty is a shibby nickname.
You see adorable pictures of him with kids and how sweet he is to them so you know he's gonna be a an amazing father someday. [BuffaloBlakergrl]
Your teachers know you love Blake too much for your own good. (optional) [AtoBShibby]
You are on a mission to own every magazine that Blake has been in. [AfterTheBlakex3]
You know what the words Cake, Blordin, Blina, Belinda, etc mean. [mrsblake]
You want to have his babies. haha Never deny it.
You know at least three stores where Blake shops and have at least one Blake related piece of clothing.
You have A.D.D….the CD. Ohhh!! Haha
You make a wish at 3:11. (optional) xD [mrsblake]
You know the word 'cake' is not only a food. [AfterTheBlakex3]
You are familiar with the Seattle bands: The Mob Law, Panda Conspiracy, Doxology, Arisasawkadoria, and Common Market.
You’re friends and family think your crazy for liking a guy this much but you’re all, I don’t f***ing care, I love Blake… in your head of course… hopefully. haha Don’t swear children. xD
You gained friends all around the world by being a fellow Blaker.
You have made one or watched many Blake fan-made videos.
You have watched a show because Blake likes it or is in it. [mrsblake]
You have baked a heart-shaped cake for your teacher for their birthday, and still decided to write '(your name) + Blake' on it in frosting, and given it to them like that. (optional) [AtoBShibby]
Your sibling heard you talking about Blake, he/she ran over to your mom asking her what the word 'commando' meant, followed by you getting in trouble for saying 'inappropriate' things around your little siblings. (optional) [AtoBShibby]
You have created a fansite for one of the ADD band members. (optional) [pammohr]
You are overly-excited for a Blake Lewis tour.
You even have a 'tour fund', saving money for his tour. [mrsblake]
You ditch old obsessions for Blake. *coughs* Harry Potter *coughs* (optional) [mrsblake]
You think you know enough about him to be his bestfriend/girlfriend. [Brishorty311]
Your drunk and at a bar and meet someone else named Blake and totally start talking about Blake from American Idol (personal experience)! (optional) [nonamegrlz28]

You have heard songs that Blake, his friends, or other AI contestants have sung consecutively on the radio; one after another. [SteelersBlaker]

You have been in a clothing store and said something like "Oh my Blake. Blake has a shirt just like that!!! I have to get it!!!" [mrsblake]
You love Blake’s style and hair. Duh. Hah who doesn’t?
You get mad when people call Blake gay. %&*$ He’s not! heh
You are now sad when you watch a video of Blake on American Idol.
You are more frustrated with Blake’s CD sales than he is. Hey, we care because we’re the most amazing fans ever.
You KNOW his You Give Love a Bad Name performance what the s***.
You’ve tried to beatbox. haha
You didn’t like Blake’s bandana stage. LOL
You are aware that Blake can get away with saying "Titties" in public. haha
You love and can easily recite the quote “If you don’t take risks in life, you’ll never see anything new.”
You’re summer of 2007 was full of him.
You had a bad day... you go online to talk to your Blaker friends and not your family and friends. [mrsblake]
Your boyfriend tells you your obsessed and wants to know why you choose american idol over spending time with him. (optional) [nonamegrlz28]
You vote for Blake in every kind of poll he’s on, and realize that second place is Blake’s f***ing curse. (except beatboxing competitions, booyaa!)
You are blorny. Yes, now. haha
You’re scrubbing yourself in the shower and you can’t reach your back but you wish Blake was there to give you a hand…my mind is in the gutter like always. (optional) [BuffaloBlakergrl]
You have recorded (with DVR or Tivo) many shows that Blake has been on.
You are still pissed at AI for not showing Blake's audition performance of "Sunday Morning" and "Papa Was A Rolling Stone".
You sometimes awake at 3 in the morning with one of Blake's songs stuck in your head and you cant help but think of him and when your in the front row of every possible show. [boxgrabssmicX;]
You know that instead of "hamburger", he used to say "hamburgler" when he was a kid. [SteelersBlaker]
You know the saying “save a drum, bang a beatboxer” is epic. xD
You are familiar with Dinah and Dallas. Without them, I wouldn’t be writing this. =D
You know about the frog song that was on Blake’s MySpace and either laughed or were scared of it.
You know that Blake always wears the same ring everyday. Also, you know that most of Blake’s extended family lives in Utah.
You started screaming when you heard BA playing on Idol last night. [mrsblake]
You understand that he was part of a Northwest acappella group Kickshaw for 4 years.
You could stare at a picture of him all day.
You could probably dominate at Blake Trivia.
You can play all of Blake's songs...in your head!!! [mrsblake]
You feel like you know everything about him.
You love him more everyday…if that’s even humanly possible. =]